Recently, there has been an increase in celebrity divorces. It seems like getting a divorce is the latest trend in the celebrity world.
Christie Brinkley, Reese Witherspoon, Britney Spears and Chris Rock are just some of the celebrities caught up in ugly divorce battles.
All of a sudden it seems like divorce is not only affecting the average household but celebrities as well.
However, the most interesting divorce ever is between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline.
This divorce in particular is extremely hilarious.
Naturally, we all like to find something to criticize celebrities about, and there isn’t a better celebrity to ridicule then Britney Spears.
I’ve been demeaning Spears every since “Oops, I did it again.”
Ever since they got married, the media was constantly trying to get Spears and Federline caught up in a scandal and were unsuccessful.
Spears always made it a point to look on the brighter side despite her husband’s bad habits, drinking and partying.
Time after time Spears tried to fool everyone into thinking that she had a happy marriage.
For two years, Spears was in denial about her relationship, and she tried to solve her marital problems by having a child.
Having a baby was the biggest mistake Spears ever made. Having a second baby was even dumber.
Why in the world would you have a baby if you knew your marriage was a disaster?
Conceiving a child only complicates the situation much more.
From now on, you have to care and make reasonable decisions that will affect not only your own life but also the lives of your children.
Giving birth to a child is not, and should never be, your answer to an irreconcilable marriage.
But most importantly, why in the hell would you even consider marrying Federline? Federline is a loser.
He’s had two children from a previous relationship before Spears and not to mention he’s ugly.
He has the sleaziest face and not to mention he thinks he’s a superstar rapper. If anything, Federline is, and forever will be, a nobody.
Federline makes me feel ashamed of being from a small town because now everyone assumes anyone from the central valley is ghetto.
Hopefully, Spears will learn her lesson. I mean scratch that; I don’t mean that.
I love the fact that Spears is currently in the spotlight, because, quite frankly, it’s easier to be an outsider looking in someone else’s tragic love life.
Not to mention it is quite entertaining. I love it when society is reminded that celebrities are like real people and not gods or goddesses like we make them out to be.
They too will marry, divorce, cheat, lie, steal, and eventually die.
Celebrity-style divorces
November 22, 2006
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