Editor:

There is a new superhero on campus, so move over Terminator. The Dirtminator is here.

This superhero does not fight crime. Instead, he fights dirt and grime.

So think twice before you throw that piece of paper on the ground, for the Dirtminator will snap that paper in the air before it hits the ground.

So think twice before you graffiti, for the Dirtminator watches it all, and he will snap that pen off your hand before it reaches the wall. So, if I were you, I would be aware for the Dirtminator is on your dirty trail.

So, if you want a clean slate from the math department, don’t mess around with the Dirtminator.

Help him keep this department and all departments clean and safe, and you will be helping yourself to a cleaner and safer environmental way.

Ruben Rosales

Custodian